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Joke of the Day
"I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"
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"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."
"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."
"People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. No ones laughing now! :("
"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her all about it."
"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."
"How to spell ""me"" A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word ""ME"" for him. She says, ""M-E"". The man says, ""But you forgot the D!"" ""But there's no ""D"" in ""ME""!"" He says, ""Not yet.."""