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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs."

"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower."

"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."

"I have a bumper sticker that says... ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself."

"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"

"Fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for the people who used to beat up the people who played Dungeons and Dragons."

"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"

"What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile"