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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs."

"Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock."

"I heard Bill Cosby made a sex tape.... Twice as strong as duct tape."

"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."

"There's an ISIS comedy night coming up... I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb."

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"

"Me: ""I'd like to pay by card."" Waiter: ""Contactless?"" Me: ""No, you can cuddle me."""

"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"

"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"

"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"