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Joke of the Day

"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"

"When you're cold inside, where do you stand? You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD"

"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."

"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."

"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."

"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."

"Yesterday I raped a deaf-mute girl... ...I ve broken her arms so she couldn t tell anyone."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more."

"red ring xbox My First Weekly Meme, Bad Luck Brian and his xbox :D"