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Joke of the Day
"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."
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"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."
"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."
"If you reply with ""sky"" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless."
"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A-tyre"
"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."
"I'm one of those people who thinks different races shouldn't mix Which is why I don't participate in triathlons"