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Joke of the Day

"I feel like we're so close to finding the perfect zinger that will make the whole country immediately unite."

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant... ...and you realize you have to tell your wife."

"What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing"

"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"

"Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler."

"Why dont't feminists go to church? They can't stand saying ""amen"""

"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."