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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !"
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"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."
"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."
"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"
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"I went to the paralympics Came away with atrophy wife"
"DESPERATION is exactly what I look for in a woman."
"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""
"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"
"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"