2020
Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
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"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it."
"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"
"What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record."
"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
"Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day."
"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."
"I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet because i hate U and i don't really know Y"
"If I had a pound for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive."
"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."