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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"
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"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes"
"If you were a triangle youd be acute one."
"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"
"Why are wedding gowns white? Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge"
"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."
"Why I don't let my girlfriend play my PS4. 1. I don't have a PS4. 2. I don't have a girlfriend."
"I accidentally left the ""Shake to Shuffle"" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles."