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Joke of the Day
"Stop me if you've heard this one: When is a door not a door? *WHEN IT'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS!*"
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"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one."
"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."
"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."
"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"
"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."
"He's making a list, He's checking it twice. And now I'm falling asleep. And she's calling a cab."
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."
"People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works."