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Joke of the Day
"He's making a list, He's checking it twice. And now I'm falling asleep. And she's calling a cab."
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"Chevrolet has seen a huge drop in sales in Canada They just hate the 2016 Cruze"
"Why does Santa have 3 houses? One for each of his hoes."
"Calling your baby ugly makes me rude? How about you making me look at your ugly baby makes YOU rude."
"Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state."
"Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery? Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it."
"Two dyslexics are walking down the street... ""Can you smell dog shit?"" asks the first. ""I can't even smell my own name"" replies the other"
"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."
"What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."