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Joke of the Day

"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."

"How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts Wi' jamin."

"For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway."

"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."

"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""

"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"

"league of legends joke I think I'm better than faker lolll - alex"

"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."

"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"*watches a movie with you* *loudly beeps during all the good parts*"