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Joke of the Day
"*men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*"
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"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I'm 100% sure there's a murderer in my bathroom."
"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"Not really a joke, but I thought of a way to diss three people at once. When you see someone's baby the first time, say ""so your mom did tell you how to make ugly babies"""
"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well-hung."
"What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country."
"Heard this at Disney... What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? What? An elephino! (What's better is that they tell this surrounded by kids, and the parent's all just chuckle)"
"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."