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"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"
"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."
"Remember the first time offender who was into bdsm? It made him late for an appointment. His excuse? He got tied up in court."
"Watching seals have sex has got to be the most disturbing thing I've watched today over and over."
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""
"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."
"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"
"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."