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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"

"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"

"Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become."

"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"Our generation is messed up. We have unprotected sex, but have cases on our phones."

"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."

"What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi? There, their, they're..."

"Hey mate! Your girl looks like a horse... Are you in a stable relationship?"

"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""