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Joke of the Day
"What's a waste of time, wrapped up and is regular near Christmas? Shitty Christmas Jokes"
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"Had sex with a girl who had eczema last night... Her tits were crackin"
"Sure he's handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M's in his mouth at once? I didn' fink fo"
"Yea, in life Jesus was a great man... ...but it was only when he was nailed to the cross that he became holy."
"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"
"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."
"First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework."
"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"
"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"