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Joke of the Day
"Had sex with a girl who had eczema last night... Her tits were crackin"
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"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."
"A morbid joke If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?"
"There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed."
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"
"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."
"What do you call a homosexual black male? Spear Sucker !"