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Joke of the Day

"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."

"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"

"Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday."

"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"

"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."

"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"

"Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE? ... because it's too cold out-tide."

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."