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Joke of the Day

"Yea, in life Jesus was a great man... ...but it was only when he was nailed to the cross that he became holy."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."

"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."

"What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!"

"You know, I really didn't like my new haircut... But then it grew on me."

"How do you get a free flight at an airport? Take the stairs."

"Anyone who's ever stood in a busy McDonald's line at 10:29am not knowing what to get has been closer to getting murdered than they realize."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."

"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."