201818
Joke of the Day
"My phone just autocorrected ""Haha"" to ""Jaja"" so I guess I'm Mexican now."
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"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."
"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"
"Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security"
"Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I know I do."
"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a big, smelly vagina? If you absolutely had to, you could eat the bowling ball."
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven One Muffin looks at the other and says: ""Boy, it sure is hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams; ""Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"""
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"