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Joke of the Day
"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."
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"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."
"What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than two bee stings? Still the Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. good'ole anti-humor haha"
"Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."
"What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad"
"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."
"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"