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Joke of the Day

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."

"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."

"Why isn't North Korea democratic? Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection"

"My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble."

"*playing Mortal Kombat* Her: Can I try? Me: Sure. Her: Which one of them shoots that Handookie thingie? Me: Hadouken? Her: Yea. Me: Leave."

"Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital? Because the stock broker!"

"What is Donald Trump's idea of an ""employee discount""? Waived fees at a slave auction."

"Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Donald Trump"