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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"

"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""

"What is a rifle with three barrels? A trifle."

"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it"

"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""

"Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."

"Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda"