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Joke of the Day
"Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
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"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."
"Where do they send female terrorists? Guantanamo Bae."
"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"
"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."
"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"
"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"I wouldn't say I was going bald, but.... When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, ""which one?"""