201667
Joke of the Day
"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."
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"""More than 1 way to skin a cat"" - ""Killing 2 birds with 1 stone"" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off"" -- who ARE we???"
"Onions are a lot like knives.... If you get them in your eye you'll probably cry"
"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"
"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""
"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"
"Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."
"these raccoons are a bad influence on me"