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Joke of the Day

"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."

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"Let me be clear, I don't want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment."
"Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse."
"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."
"""You know who else loved carbs? Hitler."" - excerpt from my book How To Diet Through Shame & Manipulation"