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Joke of the Day
"Onions are a lot like knives.... If you get them in your eye you'll probably cry"
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"What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool."
"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."
"How do you blend in at a bald convention? Chemo-flage"
"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"
"Knock knock! Come in."
"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""
"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"
"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"
"Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts."