216247

Joke of the Day

"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."

"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""

"What do you call a woman with her tongue out? A lesbian with a hard on."

"You know your life sucks... when your job sucks, your car sucks, your house sucks, but your wife doesn't. - Sorry if it's a repost."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."

"So they have warning signs for drivers to look out for pedestrians on their cell phone now. Put up warning signs for pedestrians that the driver might be looking at their cellphone. Problem solved"

"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."

"What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie? Professor + I'm sorry. lol."

"boys need to work on keeping their Instagram up to date with good pics. I can't show my mom some pic of a fish you caught 120 weeks ago"