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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""

"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"

"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"

"Life hack: Go into a promising career field with good benefits and a 401(k) because you're not talented enough to be famous"

"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""

"It must be cold today Because I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets"

"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."

"""We met in church."" Lies we tell kids."

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"

"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."