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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"
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"I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces"
"Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head."
"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""
"The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi."
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."
"A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC."
"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."