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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."

"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."

"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"

"A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton..."

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"How does the average Chinese worker find a new job? ChinkedIn."

"There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts."

"As a gay male, just once, I wish someone would ask me how I like my coffee. Them: Hey, how do you like your coffee? Me: Like I love my men! Them: Oh, Black? Me: No, anally!"

"Did you hear about Prince? He died."

"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"