201621
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"
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"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"
"Jeb says hes good at fixing things and I don't doubt him... People who voted in Florida during the 2000 presidential election know what I'm *talkin* about."
"Do you think Hillary Clinton wants to become President so that.. she can get munched out by an intern and cum on his dress?"
"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."
"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""
"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."
"Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage."
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny."
"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."