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Joke of the Day

"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"

"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."

"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."

"I was overcharged by a plumber! So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people. Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl."

"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."

"Historical fact: The term ""bro"" originated over a hundred million years ago and was short for brontosaurus."

"They canceled school and reminded everyone to ""Prepare for a blackout"" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening*"

"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."