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Joke of the Day
"What symbol dispels a hex? A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister."
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"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You don't know...? Oh.. Man, that's lame."
"Facebook is for Leaders.....Twitter is for Followers"
"What did the drug dealer say when he saw the clock. Its 4:20 dude!!! 420 blaze it"
"Good friends are just like snowballs. They go away if you pee on them."
"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"
"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"