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Joke of the Day

"[twirling my bra above my head like a helicopter and it gets stuck on the ceiling fan, im launched thru window into neighbors yard] me: hey"

"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."

"What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"I'm not all that concerned about Celine Dion's recent losses. I'm pretty sure her heart will go on."

"What is Forest Gump's Email password? 1Forest1"

"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner."

"What is it called if someone wears your bra? Cobra!!!"

"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."