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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."

"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt"

"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"

"I think cheese gets sweaty because it's hard sitting around being delicious."

"I would make a joke about Mexicans... ...but that would be crossing the border"

"My brother tried killing himself by running his car in his closed garage. He drives a Tesla."

"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"

"Things presently more popular than Congress: - shingles - those annoying stickers they put on apples - tofurkey - bone fractures - road ham"

"How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right."