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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."
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"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""
"A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism"
"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""
"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."
"[Mesozoic era] God: if u can't spell ur name you're going extinct Jellyfish: seems fair Pterodactyl: [to Brachiosaurus] this is bullshit"
"A retired sergeant was asked: ""Well how do you like civilian life?"" ""Terrible"" he said gruffly ""all those people around and nobody in charge!"""
"I slept in my sons crib last night I wanted to see what all the fuss was about."