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Joke of the Day
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
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"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."
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"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."
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"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."