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Joke of the Day
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
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"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."
"Cop; Know why I pulled you over? Me; Because you got beat up in high school Cop;....... Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?"
"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"
"Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip."
"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."
"Why is it best to wear leather when sneaking around? It's made of hide"
"A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning..."
"Do you know what's cooler than those fake chains around your license plate? Everything. Every single thing in the world."
"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."