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Joke of the Day
"I try not to associate myself with bowlers They're all a bunch of pinheads"
Next Joke
"What is your favourite variable? I'm not sure, It's always changing."
"""Dad, what does it take to become a writer?"" ""A job."""
"Alien: take me to your leader. Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?"
"Would you blow him?"
"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."
"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"
"I found a great recipe in my mathbook Everything was amazing except the *cos-law*"
"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."
"Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail !"