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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse"
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"Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life? They were on the Earth before it was cool."
"ME (pulling wishbone): I won WIFE: what'd u wish for? M: uh world peace W: Nice *human-sized bacon strip walks into kitchen* Hey, what's up?"
"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""
"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."
"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."
"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"
"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""
"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"
"What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in vodka and shove it up your keister... an upload."