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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're fcuking stupid."

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"

"Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)"

"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."

"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."