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Joke of the Day

"ME: ""I don't like this movie."" HIM: ""We are at a funeral."" ME: ""Who directed this?"" HIM: ""A bear attack."" ME: ""Never heard of him."""

"I heard Sean Connery's great grandpa was hung for lese-majeste. God, shave the Queen."

"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"

"What kind of jokes do filipinos make? Punny ones"

"Seriously though, why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"

"What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear? An algebra"

"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' But maybe I'm overreacting."