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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."
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"What does OP never do?"
"""I'm old."" -everyone over the age of 18"
"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."
"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."
"Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll"
"Who hired those 10 Americans to go to Brazil and pretend like they like soccer?"
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."