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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, I once stayed up all night to see where the sun went Then it dawned on me"
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"""Oh, THANK GOD. I'm still a dog"" What dogs probably think when they wake up from one of their little nightmares"
"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"
"A photon walks into a hotel... and the desk clerk says, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""no thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan"
"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" -Lee Harvey Oswald"
"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"
"The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights. They're capable of math destruction."
"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""