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Joke of the Day

"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"

"How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 bar stool? Flip it upside down."

"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."

"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."

"LIFE HACK: Make your waist feel dramatically smaller by accidentally trying on maternity pants."

"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin looks over and goes ""man, it's really hot in here."" The second muffin replies ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck."

"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""