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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a groan-up."

"If you're walking down the street and see a teenager, don't panic; just yell ""One Direction selfie twerk"" and slip away in the confusion."

"When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."

"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"

"What do women and dog turds have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."

"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."

"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"