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Joke of the Day
"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."
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"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"
"A black kid comes home from school.... ""Yo mom guess what I got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is it cus I'm black?"" ""No nigga its cus you nineteen!"""
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."
"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."
"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""
"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."
"If you're behind someone at an ATM late night, let them know you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck."