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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."

"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."

"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"

"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."

"I'm being sued by some atoms I think the court case will go fine, though. The judge knows they make everything up."

"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."

"Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you've got the engagement ring, then you've got the wedding ring, and then you've got the suffering."

"Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs."