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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."

"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"

"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"

"If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes."

"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"

"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"