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Joke of the Day

"If you're behind someone at an ATM late night, let them know you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck."

"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"

"Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First third and emergency."

"How do you make a dead baby float ? Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby."

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."

"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"

"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"Photons don't even matter."