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Joke of the Day
"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."
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"Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game."
"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"
"What has a 10 foot neck four legs and loves money. A Jewraffe"
"To all sluts !! Please regulate your whoremones !!"
"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."
"Why did the emo chicken go across the road? He was afraid to go down the tracks."
"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."
"Did you hear Kevin Trudeau is working on a new book? It's called Prison Yard Secrets ""They"" Don't Want You to Know About."
"Twitter: ""Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"""