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Joke of the Day

"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."

"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""

"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts."

"If there's another explanation for my gray hairs other than I'm turning into a polar bear, I don't want to hear it. Don't ruin this for me."

"Oh no, my overly-festive neighbours are at the door.. *ding dong* ""Mary, Leon.. hi!"""

"What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common? [NSFW] They both enjoy fucking the next generation."

"What do you call a room full of psychics? A scam!"

"What's Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? The Wall. Huehuehue"